myclericalromance:

i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said “we’re not catholic here”. now every time i’m doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.

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hungwy:

no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs

posted 5 hours ago β€’ May 16, 2023 with 5,389 notes - via / orig β€’ reblog

14th-st-soapbox:

sweaterkittensahoy:

skimbly-shanks:

Yall do NOT hop on a cosmetic surgery hate train during an ongoing campaign against trans Healthcare I am fucking begging

My tits didn’t smaller themselves, fuckos. Either you believe in bodily autonomy or you fucking don’t.

The sacred bond between trans people who’ve had plastics and cis people who have had plastics is fucking sacred and I will not tolerate anybody in the queer community trash-talking plastics no matter what it is and who is getting them and for what reason!!!

I want there to not be a line between ‘costmetic’ and 'necessary’. If there’s a line, then insurance companies and whoever-the-fuck-else will decide everything is 'cosmetic’. That happened to me with getting my jaw rebuilt when I was A CHILD. 'oh it’s cosmetic’ My insurance wrangler lady and the surgeon had to write SEVERAL LETTERS to the damn insurance company detailing out just how graphically I would DIE if I did not get my face rebuilt before I was 18! If 'we won’t pay for cosmetic plastics only necessary ones’ wasn’t a thing, that wouldn’t have had to fucking happen!

So you know what? I don’t want to hear the word 'cosmetic’ out of anyone’s mouth. it’s ALL just plastics. And all plastics are still 100% the person’s choice to get, I don’t care what the reason is, all reasons are your business and should be honoured and that’s as it should be. As Sweaterkittens said, you either believe in bodily autonomy or you fucking don’t.

Signed,

A Transman who has had exclusively plastics for all FOUR major surgeries throughout his life.

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girlwyrm:

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smoking cigarettes and drinking a six pack of these in the alley behind the pets store

posted 14 hours ago β€’ May 16, 2023 with 5,065 notes - via / orig β€’ reblog

foreverial:

thenightling:

foreverial:

quinndolyns-deactivated20220403:

foreverial:

quinndolyns-deactivated20220403:

foreverial:

quinndolyns-deactivated20220403:

foreverial:

quinndolyns-deactivated20220403:

foreverial:

foreverial:

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

ok. im come over.

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

*i panic and rip your face off*

ummm…. ok… kind of weird… you are such a weird guy lol…. kind of funny tho… lol… can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman… I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

posted 14 hours ago β€’ May 16, 2023 with 51,813 notes - via / orig β€’ reblog

maplebungus:

slime-chunks:

minecraft villager: hrn…

everybody out loud: hrn..

you after reading this post: hrn…

posted 14 hours ago β€’ May 16, 2023 with 137,089 notes - via / orig β€’ reblog

lakevida:

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i’ll be grateful this time

posted 14 hours ago β€’ May 16, 2023 with 2,357 notes - via / orig β€’ reblog

s-t-r-o-v-e:

oflline:

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posted 1 day ago β€’ May 15, 2023 with 44,338 notes - via / orig β€’ reblog
Anonymous asked:

Can you share with us a good rabbit picture

posted 1 day ago β€’ May 15, 2023 with 98,197 notes - via / orig β€’ reblog

jame7t:

kschwal-the-sardinianarchist:

transmechanicus:

Cutting edge SWAT team effortlessly torn to pieces by my nonbinary catboy girlfriend

-nonbinary

-catboy

- girlfriend

what’s not clicking

posted 1 day ago β€’ May 15, 2023 with 48,141 notes - via / orig β€’ reblog